zehrillia
04-11-2008, 05:38 AM
The Federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If we purchase a computer it will go to India.
If we purchase fruits and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala.
If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan.
If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan.
None of it will help the American economy.
The only sure way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes, beer and
cigarettes, since these are the only products produced in the U.S.
Thank you for your help.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If we purchase a computer it will go to India.
If we purchase fruits and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala.
If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan.
If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan.
None of it will help the American economy.
The only sure way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes, beer and
cigarettes, since these are the only products produced in the U.S.
Thank you for your help.